Amazing what a guy can do with a 2X4. Dale have you ever stood under a street light and used a bat for batting practice. Their radar ain't worth much when a Louisville Slugger is headed their way.
AW, YA THINK A COPPERHEAD FALLIN OFF THE SHOP DOOR ALMOST ON ME, SCARED ME. WELL, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT. AFTER HE WATCHED ME CLEAN THE CRAP OUT A MY PANTS HE JUST CURLED UP DEAD WITH THE HELP OF A 2X4
IF YOU OLE BATS ARE GONNA PLAY THAT WAY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO QUIT PLAYIN
BAT A BAT A BAT A BAT
