GLAD THAT STORY TURNED OUT THE WAY IT DID. I WAS THINKIN ROSALINA WAS DRINKIN AND DRIVIN IN HER NEW RIG. THAT GIRL NEEDS TO GET SOME HELP OR MAYBE ANOTHER JOB. ANYTHING TO GET HER OFF THE SAUCE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken blonde, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk blonde asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help her?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help her, and you should be ashamed of yourself! "God loves drunk people too you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..
-- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Friday 21st of October 2011 05:44:43 AM
-- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Friday 21st of October 2011 06:05:44 AM
