Denise, these guys were just dying without you on here. Hey you caveboys if there is any cartoon pics you want me to put in the news letter send them to me. Or better yet Jim could do them up and send them to Ron for the news letter. He's getting pretty good at it.
A PERSON CAN ONLY TAKE SO MANY SPILLS COFFEE IN THE LAP AND YA QUIT GOIN THERE. NO CUSTOMERS, NO INCOME TO PAY DENISE SO YA CLOSE THE JOINT. WHO GETS THE SHORT END OF THE DEAL? "JACK". HE NOW HAS TO PUT UP WITH THE DENISE BAT TIL HE CAN FIND HER EMPLOYMENT AGAIN
Was headed for Branson this morning and thought that we would stop by Denise's place of employment and see if she had walked to work or Jack had to get out of bed to take her. Surprise, surprise, "Closed" sign on the door and a "For Sale" sign out front. Guess Jack is going to have to go back to searching the classifieds to find someting an ol' bat can do. A man's work is never done!!
Dale - Jack said he had to get Grannie's trike done. It was breaking him up putting gas in the truck so she could get to work and, every time she tried to walk, she would get to the street light at the edge of town and then spend the next two hours chasing bugs around it. He thought she would be able to go back to walking this summer when it started getting daylight earlier and the street light wan't on. I noticed that Cleon had to help his ol' bat migrate this year. You'd think, after all these years, she would know which way south is.
HEY GRANNY BAT, HAD ME WORRIED. THOUGHT MAYBE YA PICKED UP ON THE OLE CHEROKEE BATS THING TRYIN TO POST WITH THE TV REMOTE. SHOULD A KNOWN YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THAT OLE BAT WHAT HOURS HAS JACK GOT YA WORKIN THESE DAYS? I SUPPOSE YOUR TRIKE IS ALL FINISHED
GOTTA GIVE JIM A LOTTA CREDIT. HAD TO BE TOUGH TO SHOW YOU HOW TO TURN ON YOUR PUTOR
Don't worry caveboys, I'm BACCCCCCK! Aren't you boys glad? Sorry sister bats. I hope you have been keeping the boys under control! (Is that possible......)
Damn Dale, you don't think I accidentally uplugged Grannie's keyboard do you? She's probably trying to type in messages with Jack's TV remote and he is never gong to get it back now. If she saw the "Record" button, she'll be thinking she can just record messages without typing them. Not only is Jack never going to get to watch TV again, he is never going to get any peace and quiet either. Maybe he can tell her he prefers "Homegrown" Columbian coffee, hand picked by Miguel , and send her on a roadtrip.
JIM, SHE REALLY SHOULD HAVE POSTED BY NOW. I'M THINKIN YA MIGHT A FORGOT TO SHOW HER HOW TO TURN THE PUTOR ON YOU DID TELL HER THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE PUTOR AND THE TV REMOTE YA KNOW THE CHEROKEE BAT STILL TRIES TO POST WITH HER TV REMOTE
SURE WISH WE COULDA GOT IT TOGETHER TO MAKE THE TRIP, BUT I'M NOT SURE IF DENISE WOULDA KEPT UP ON THE COFFEE POT IF I WOULDA BEEN THERE
I'm sorry guys but while I was at Grannie Bat's yesterday, I set her computer up so she could access this web site again. One of those decisions I know I am going to regret. She is probably going to be back on here blabbing all over the place now. I'm sure Jack is going to enjoy the rest though. We did have a great time at Jack's house and, to Grannie's credit, the coffee pot never went dry once. Living proof that ol' bats can be trained. Just takes a while longer than most other farm animals.
WHAT HOURS HAS JACK GOT YA WORKIN THESE DAYS? I SUPPOSE YOUR TRIKE IS ALL FINISHED
