I guess when lady gets home she'll have to go and get the groceries. But be sure and tell her about the instructions, and that your credit card wont work there anymore don't know why. Hee! Hee! Paw's just Jawin'
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." ...
Making a mental note so I could complain to our congressman about this running amok Homeland Security crap, I did just as he had instructed. After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that he was referring to how I should position my credit card. Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. Damn it, they need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors...