Thank you Santa. Chris and the elves chased Dale away from the door and delivered a bunch of goodies to me for my garage. Dale was going to leave me coal ,also, and I don't have a heater to use it in.
I think you need to look deeper into Rosie. If she would quit smoking and be a little sweeter to Cleon, she could be on your nice list. Just my opinon.
OK Santa (smiffle). I understand that Dale has a lot to do, climbing down all those chimneys. I will be good and stay here in the cold (brrrrr). I really enjoyed the lump of coal that Dale put in my stocking this morning. It made the fire a little brighter so I could warm up for a while. I hope that Comet's shoulder heals up real good before deer season opens again. I want him to be able to run really fast, so he doesn't wind up in Bungeeman's pot. I hope that Rosie and Chris quit picking on Dale so he can enjoy himself after he gets home. They are so mean!!!! Dale must really be a nice guy to help you out with delivering all those presents and making all the little kids so happy and Barb must be nice too, letting him stay out all night with such a lame excuse for coming in at 6am.
HEY LITTLE JIMMY, I'M SORRY BUT HAWAII IS WHERE COMETS SHOULDER WENT OUT, SO I'M HERE TAKIN CARE OF HIM. IT'S TOUGH TO BE STRANDED HERE TILL DALE & THE ELVES GET DONE DELIVERING THE PRESENTS. IT MAY BE WARM WEATHER WHERE YA'LL ARE AT BEFORE THEY GET EVERYTHING DELIVERED. YOU'LL HAVE TO TOUGH IT OUT THIS YEAR. I REALLY THINK ROSIE & CHRIS WILL BE BETTER LITTLE KIDS NOW. I'M GONNA BE WATCHIN. I GUESS DALE ATE ALL THE COOKIES LITTLE BUNGEE & LITTLE FAY LEFT OUT. HE SAID THEY WERE HOMEMADE OREOS. YOU BE GOOD LITTLE JIMMY & WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO FOR YA NEXT YEAR. MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA
Santa, do you suppose I could catch a ride on your sleigh back to Hawaii? I have had about enough cold for one year besides, with all the naughty people. like Rosie and Chris, in this part of the world, I am sure they are going to be a bad influence on me and I will wind up on your "naughty" list too.-
Little Jimmy
PS Did you enjoy the cookies and milk I left out for you. With the OMT bunch around you had better guard them with your life? I heard Bungeeman say he was going to arm wrestle you for the cookies.
HEY,SANTA HERE. GOT A LITTLE BAD NEWS, COMETS RIGHT FRONT SHOULDER WENT OUT AGAIN & WE'RE RUNNIN LATE. THESE RAINDEER ARE GETTIN UP THERE IN AGE & ARE HAVIN A FEW PROBLEMS. I STAYED BACK WITH COMET TO LIGHTEN THE LOAD & SENT A COUPLE OF ELVES ON TO FINISH THE ROUTE. I'VE TRIED TO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH THEM BUT NO CELL SERVICE IN A LOTTA AREAS. I DECIDED TO CONTACT EVERYONE THAT I CAN PERSONALLY TO LET THEM KNOW WE WILL GET TO EVERYONE THAT HAS BEEN NICE. THAT LEAVES YOU OUT ROSIE. CLEON, I'M SORRY I INSTRUCTED THE ELVES TO NOT STOP AT YOUR HOUSE IN CASE ROSIE WOULD CONVINCE THEM SHE'S NICE WHEN WE ALL KNOW SHE'S NOT. CHRIS, YOU ARE ON THIS NAUGHTY LIST TOO. YA NEVER KNOW JUST WHO'S WATCHIN YOU WHEN YOUR DOIN BAD THINGS TO DALE. NOW YA'LL BE NICE TO HIM THIS NEXT YEAR & I'LL SEE IF I CAN PUT YA ON THE NICE LIST FOR NEXT CHRISTMAS. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE BTW & OMT BROTHERS & SISTERS. HEY, GOOD TO HAVE YA'LL BACK JIM & LADY. LOVE YA'LL, SANTA
. YOU BE GOOD LITTLE JIMMY & WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO FOR YA NEXT YEAR. MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA
