Hey now, how did me and Blacksheep get blamed for making Chris look like a bad girl? Humph! All we did was send her two pictures of each of us so she would have a choice (I might have mentioned it would confuse everyone if she used them all, but gee, I was just tryin' to make it more fun--isn't that what she wanted?)
Now if you want to point at a bad girl, Santa, you might want to look at Fay. She called me up and we talked for awhile and she told me that Dale's picture was in there! And she also told me that Paw and Maw had sent theirs in, too. Now I know she fibbed! and deliberately misled me. I wondered why she was revealing all these secrets, how she knew when Chris was supposed to be the only one who knew. I shoulda known better, that 9/16 wrench has been missing a long time, but you know, at Christmas you want to believe everybody's bein' good.
Except Dale and Rosie...it seems they are always in trouble. Take care of Comet, Santa, so you can run that route yourself...I don't think you can rely on any of this bunch. (unless you can bribe them with fried pies or somethin'...I don't think threats of lumps of coal is working.
Yeah - does any of this make any sense? I think this has all happened because of DALE - I think he's the one out telling Santa all these bad things about us. I know I've been a really good girl - I was only making idle conversation with Larry when the topic of the "who's who" came up! Haha. So, Jim, if you could, could you put in a good word with Santa for me for next year?
I can only speak for myself. But I am straight as an arrow, remember I'm the Angel. As for the others, The winter wind whispered to me that all of their Christmas Trees were really mj trees and they are testing them now to see if they will be dry enough to party with for new years. Don't tell anyone I told you that, I wouldn't want to be accused of spreading rumors. And I sure don't want to take the chance of being on Santa's bad list.
Now let me get this straight. First Dale was the acting Santa and stayed out all night Chris is now an angel, Bungeeman is a figment of someone's warped imagination and Rosie needs to quit smoking so she can be on Santa's "Been Good" list. I think there may be a lot more of the members smoking and I don't know what they are smoking but Paw is now not only missing a 9/16 wrench but his hemp rope as well.
Chris has been a very good girl so far..... Chris tried very hard to keep the picture contest clean, honest and fun. However there has been some very bad inflences out there. Fay was a bad girl for trying to bribe the editor into telling who was who. AND Marie and Blacksheep forced the editor to put 2 of each of their pictures into the contest to confuse everyone. Jim became Jimbo because of Fay. Rosie tried to get Larry to talk. (but he knows better). Dale put his nose in the air and wouldn't even send pictures which not only condemed him, but Barb as well. Paw and Maw not only didn't send their pictures but didn't make Merry with the other trikers at the Christmas party either. AND Bungee, well he's just Bungee. Its all those out there who are pointing there finger at Chris that should be put on your bad list. You see Santa Chris has been a really good girl, and should not be blamed at all for anything. Even in the future when bad things happen to some of those people, you shouldn't blame Chris. You might be able to blame the editor a little, but mostly it should be those who caused the problem in the first place. Chris is an ANGEL. That is my story and I'm stickin' to it.
