Dale - I altered the program slightly before I gave it to Chris. Everytime she tries to load a picture of me in it, it is going to bring up a pictue of James Bond. So don't be surprised if James appears in the next magazine instead of me. I know it will hard to tell the difference, but I am the cute one. You know I wouldn't bribe Chris. I have my principals and my price and a dime is still a lot of money. I am not sure how poor ol' Don got to be the center of attention but I am glad he is in the hot seat instead of me. Poor old Gary, Judy, Rosie and Cleon had to leave the country to get out of the seat Don is now occupying. Paw lost his eyesight rather than have to look at mutilated pictures of himself and have you noticed how quiet Fay and Dick have been lately. I think everyone, except you and I, are running scared.
HEY JIM, IT TOOK ME A WHILE BUT I JUST REALIZED WHY YOU SET CHRIS UP WITH THE NEW PHOTO PROGRAM. I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT WILL WORK TO BRIBE THE NEWS EDITOR. LIKE LARRY SAID WATCH YOUR FRONT AS WELL AS YOUR BACK. SEE YA'LL IN THE NEW PHOTO PROGRAM. WAY TO GO JIM. DALE
Dale, any pictures of me would need to be reworked before they are fit to publish. Maybe Chris will get so invloved with the new program that she won't have time to pick on anyone. Not that Chris would pick on anyone you understand (don't want to be in that doghouse).
Hay Dale,you say pictures may never hurt you but I think when you see this news letter your funny bone and the other OMTers funny bones will hurt from laughing and this is with out the new programs Jim gave her. Warning, Warning, young Will Smith or Skywalker.
I ain't sayin' nothin' but yo'all gonna Laugh just a little.
Take care and watch your front, not just your back. Larry
HEY JIM, I HEARD CHRIS & LARRY ARE WORKIN ON SOME PICTURES OF YOU WITH THE NEW PHOTO SHOP. YA JUST DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE THESE DAYS. I THINK CHRIS HAD PLENTY OF AMUNITION BEFORE, BUT YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYIN, STICKS & STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT PICTURES CAN NEVER HURT ME. CATCH YA LATER, DALE
Everyone better watch out now. I just helped load some more ammunition into Chris's newsletter arsenal. She now has Photoshop on her computer and you guys ain't seen nothing yet. Remember, I didn't create the monster, I didn't even feed it. Her and Larry brought the vittles when they came to visit. Amazing how a guy will sell his friends down the river for a nice greasy drumstick.
