HEY, HEY, HEY, I GOT THE LITTLE LADY PEACH COLORED ROSES, HER FAVORITE & WE WENT OUT FOR VALENTINE STEAK TONIGHT. I EVEN PAID. WE GOT OUR MARIAGE LICENSE 37 YEARS AGO ON VALENTINES DAY. BECAUSE IT WAS VALENTINES DAY I GOT THE LICENSE FOR HALF PRICE, $2.00, WHAT A DEAL. THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T LAST, & HERE WE ARE STILL ON OUR HONEYMOON. I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID ALL THAT. CU
Well girls, I hope Barb, Lady, and Maw fared a little better than us.
I told Larry that one of us needed to be Romantic, so I gave him a rose, a bag of hugs, 3 lotto tickets, and a card with a promise of a massage in it. Just seems like these guys could do a little better than what they did.
Maybe next year. Or at least one year before we die.
Well this morning Dick did wish me Happy Valentines Day. He went out to feed ,came in for breakfast went out to work on the barn . He asked Larry to find out the price of the 1 1/2 qt oil sump,so thats what im getting for Valentines Day. Oh well Ididnt get him any thing either.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY ROMANTIC VALENTINES DAY ... IT STARTED AT 05:30 THIS MORNING WHEN MY ALARM WENT OFF - HE SAYS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OOPS I MEAN HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, I MEAN HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY". I GUESS HE GAVE ME A HUG BEFORE I WENT OFF TO EARN SOME MONEY. I CALLED HIM AFTER LUNCH AND HE SAYS "WHAT TIME ARE YOU COMING HOME, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME HANG THE GATES I BOUGHT TODAY DOWN AT THE PROPERTY". SO, I RUSH HOME AT 2PM TO HELP HIM HANG MY VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT - 2 PRETTY GREEN GATES! THEN I COME HOME AND FIX HIM A NICE DINNER.
I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE DATING - OH THOSE WERE THE DAYS! AFTER WE GOT MARRIED THINGS CHANGED, THOUGH. I GOT FLOWERS ONCE - RECYCLED FLOWERS HE PICKED UP OFF THE RECYCLE PILE - FUNERAL HOME ARRANGEMENT! ONCE THE "I DO'S" ARE SAID THE REALITY SETS IN!
BUT I LOVE MY HUBBY ANYWAY - GUESS THERE'S MORE THINGS THAN VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENTS!
DON'T YOU GUYS THINK FOR ONE MOMENT THAT I OR ANYONE ELSE THINKS THAT BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ON HERE RIGHT NOW, THAT WE THINK, YOU ARE BEING ROMANTIC WITH YOUR WOMAN. WE ALL KNOW THAT ALL OF YOU ARE THINKING, WHY TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT WHEN I HAVE TO BUY HER LUNCH SATURDAY AT THE MEETING ANYWAY. WE KNOW YOUR TYPE.
LARRY BOUGHT ME LUNCH (WHICH WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ANYWAY ON THE WAY TO ROY ROGERS) AND THEN WE WENT FOR A NICE ROMANTIC STROLL IN WALMART AUTO PARTS SECTION. HE SAW SOME FLOWERS ON THE WAY IN AND SAID IF I WANTED SOME TO GO PICK THEM OUT. PINK AND RED. HE DID GIVE ME A HUG BEFORE HE LEFT TO WASH THE TRUCK AND ASKED WHAT WE WERE HAVING FOR DINNER.
BY THE WAY GUYS, YOU ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING IF US WOMEN GAIN A POUND, SO WHY IS IT THAT IF YOU TRY TO BE ROMANTIC, YOU EITHER BUY US CANDY OR TAKE US OUT TO DINNER. OH YEA, I KNOW WHY THAT IS. YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN GOT A SWEET TOOTH (CAUSE LETS FACE IT, YOUR THE ONES WHO EAT MOST OF THE CANDY) HENCE THE CANDY. AS FOR THE DINNER, YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU GET FED, AND YOU FIGURE ON A DAY LIKE VALENTINES, SHE'S NOT GOING TO COOK ANYWAY.
IS THERE A ROMANTIC BONE IN ANYONE OF THESE GUYS LEFT??? WHEN WE WERE DATING, IT WAS A DIFFERENT STORY. WHAT HAPPENED???
ALL WE ASK IS THAT YOU DO SOME LITTLE THING THAT SHOWS YOU CARE (AND DO IT ON YOUR OWN). AND THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE ANY TRIKE PARTS OR TROLLING MOTORS.
ANY OF YOU OTHER GALS WANT TO SAY YOUR PEACE??? GO FOR IT.