Dale - I really like your line-up for the show but I sure wouldn't want to be the director. Come to think of it, maybe that is why Dick is always wanting to resign. He doesn't want to be the director of that bunch either.
HEY, GOOD THING WE'RE MOTELIN IT AT PIG TRAILS. WE'LL PROBABLY GO TO THE MOTEL ABOUT 6PM EVERY NIGHT & SLEEP IN TILL ABOUT 10AM IN THE MORNIN. SHOULD BE SAFE.
Dale,I think that you had better retract the last post , remember we have 4 days at pig trails and a whole week at trike week to get even and pay backs are a BITCH.
HEY JIM, I THINK ROSIE COULD BE BARNEY, CHRIS COULD BE ODIS THE TOWN DRUNK. SHE SEEMS TO BE HIGH ON SOMETHIN. BARB COULD BE FLOYD THE BARBER, & FAY COULD BE GOOBER THE MECHANIC. LINDA COULD BE THE SHERIFF. WHAT A SHOW OF MISFITS. COULD CHANGE THE NAME OF THE SHOW TO MAYBERRY GONE BLONDE.
PS. HOPE YOU CLINCH ONE OF THOSE SHOW CONTRACTS FOR YOU, DON ,& I.WHO KNOWS WHERE THIS COULD GO!
Dale - I have been busy talking with all the talent scouts who saw our picture in the newsletter. Thanks to the editor, we are getting offers from all over the country. Jerry Springer even called to ask if we would be interested in being on an upcoming show of his. The show has something to do with "How wanna-be blondes have changed your life". We even got a call from Myth-Busters. They are doing a show about "Blonde women and artificial intelligence, is it possible?" I told them that they shouldn't use blonde and itelligent in the same sentence as that was a contradiction in terms. I also talked with Andy Griffin and he is going to do a re-make of his old show but instead of Barney they are going to use a blonde woman as his deputy. They thought it would make it more believable that anyone could be that simple-minded. I told him that we had a couple of blondes that would be perfect for the part.
HEY, SOMEONE'S TO BLONDE TO REALIZE A COMPLIMENT. CLEON & GARY ARE RIGHT ABOUT JUST HOW BLONDE A REDHEAD CAN REALLY BE. HEY JIM, WHERE DID YA RUN OFF TO. MUST BE CATCHIN UP ON THOSE HONEY DOOOS. HEY ROSIE, WHY WOULD CLEON WANT TO OPERATE ON A COMPUTER. I THINK YOU'VE BEEN A NURSE TO LONG.
Rosie, I know what he is up to. The same thing Cleon is up to every time I see him. Trying to get me focused on someone else. BUT at least Cleon isn't on here talking about us the way that Dale and Jim are. He's just digging his own grave deeper to think that he can make me think he has changed. It's his way of sayin I'm a wanna be blonde, only in a indirect way. Thinkin' I'm to dumb to catch on. This editor is not dumb, and he's still in trouble.
Hey Chris - hope you're not believing that line! He thinks he can get away with saying it's someone else's fault cause he knows those 2 don't know how to operate a computer! I think we all know who the finger points back at! See ya Saturday!
HEY CHRIS, I'M STILL NOT FEELIN TO GOOD, BUT THE NEWS LETTER HELPED CHEER THIS OLE FELLER UP. CAME IN ABOUT 10AM FOR A LITTLE BREAK & READ THE NEWS LETTER. ANOTHER GREAT JOB. I FELT WARMER AFTER REALIZING I HAD ALL THAT HAIR. THANKS GIRL, HATE TO SAY IT ,BUT YOUR ALLRIGHT NO MATTER WHAT CLEON & GARY SAY ABOUT YOU!
